Get your Geek On!!!!!

OH YEA MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

AT LAST GOD OF WAR III HAS ARRIVED! LET US BEGIN THE SLAYING OF THE GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Animals wearing shoes.

Man I had this really weird feeling overtake me this morning. I just got out of the shower and was putting on my boots when BOOM! I got this really awesome feeling sent directly from the lizard part of my brain, at least that's what I'm saying happened. I don't actually know much about that, just a guess.  It was just understood, perfectly, for a brief moment in time, that I, Ben, homosapien, am really just an animal at the core, but an animal who has devised shoes which I was currently putting onto me feet and lacing them up. It just felt rad and somehow it all made sense for a brief moment. It was just this moment of clarity where I recognized that we are the baddest animals around cause we wear shit on our feet. Suck on that stupid Koala Bears and all other stupid animals who can't figure out how to make shoes and wear them.

And you know what else? Those boots I was lacing up are actually just a small hologram being part of a larger hologram that is our reality and we actually exist in two dimensions at the edge of the universe and we are simply being projected from that point into a giant 3D hologram in the universe. Whoa. Wrap your dome around that, good luck.

Snow on the water

We are supposed to get like 20 inches of snow today. They canceled school on the strength of the forecast alone. WTF! I can't believe that shit. I'm looking out the window and we have like one inch tops so far.
I'm getting this beauty tomorrow to complete the Karate Class sound (for now anyways). Sensei laughing at snow, out.

UPDATE: Holy ballz its snowing like crazy now. They shut down my work at noon. I hope we get 10 feet. Back to my dojo to put in some work.

The Karate Class concept thus far

It shall be a one-man show. Pretty much all electronic stuff. I will need a nice old tweed suit, a coffee table, nightstand, chair, some books and maybe a lamp. Think Shatner style spoken word over spaced out beats. Sensei out.

HIIIII-YAHHHH!!!!!!!!! Welcome to Karate Class.

So I'm starting a musical side project/blog called Karate Class. In fact I think that is the coolest name for a band possibly ever. All credit due to D. Conti, the name machine. Also big thanks to Dylan for helping me flesh out this concept. (I will thank you again when I accept my Grammy next year). I'm at work right now so I don't want to go too deep into the concept or idea yet, but rest assured you will begin to know what Karate Class is all about. I'll divulge more info tonight, from the safety of my secret dojo in Bushwick. Later on kids.